Q: What is Easter Bunnys favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop, of course!
Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?
A: Because they each have four rabbits feet.
Minochrome
Level 75
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 10/14/2017
Threads: 166
Posts: 97,406
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:33 PM
Post #2703
He grins.
Wolf23430
Level 62
Joined: 2/7/2019
Threads: 13
Posts: 13,813
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:37 PM
Post #2704
I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill.
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter? It never goes over very well.
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. It was quite the oar deal.
Minochrome
Level 75
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 10/14/2017
Threads: 166
Posts: 97,406
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:39 PM
Post #2705
He laughs.
Wolf23430
Level 62
Joined: 2/7/2019
Threads: 13
Posts: 13,813
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:42 PM
Post #2706
Q. Why shouldnt you marry a tennis player?
A. Because Love means nothing to them.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
The topic of my students essay was the importance of trust, camaraderie, and toughness among football players. After all, he wrote, you dont want a bunch of pre-Madonnas out there on the field.
Its weird that NFL players dont constantly look at their phones to check their stats.
Minochrome
Level 75
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 10/14/2017
Threads: 166
Posts: 97,406
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:43 PM
Post #2707
He smiles.
Wolf23430
Level 62
Joined: 2/7/2019
Threads: 13
Posts: 13,813
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:46 PM
Post #2708
Anyone whos just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do jazz hands.
I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, Lets make this more interesting. So we stopped playing chess.
Minochrome
Level 75
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 10/14/2017
Threads: 166
Posts: 97,406
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:49 PM
Post #2709
He laughs.
Wolf23430
Level 62
Joined: 2/7/2019
Threads: 13
Posts: 13,813
Posted: 4/21/2019 at 8:50 PM
Post #2710
She giggles, chuckling at all the jokes Vance was sending.
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