| In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the Guilts the first book is called Fellowship of the Guilt. In this book a group of Ridiculous Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of Caiman Lizards, Elves and Redtail Catfish, with the goal of Resisting the One Guilt. They begin by traveling through the Misty mountains, where King John the Puce is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the Antelopes gives them Pencils to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by Columbian Black-Tailed Deer, and Frodo is Fantasized by one of his fellow Pencils and leaves on his own (but with Sam). |
This is so funny!
Now here's mine:
Nightmare on my street!
Now I have a Human that I`d like to Run
About this Dog you all Walk him, he had me scared as a/an Tiger!
He comes to me at Night after I Walk into Human
He`s Helped up like a Hamburger and his name is Alton Brown!
He wears the same Jeans and Shorts every single day
And even if it`s Soft outside he Runs it anyway!
He`s Soft when I`m Nerdy but he Walks when I`m Hard
I can`t believe that there`s a Human - on my Park!
It was a Tuesday evening if I Hang it right
And we had just gotten back off Dog last night
So the gang and I Hampered that it would be Soft
If we Hammered up the posse and done Helped the 'Cone
I got Hermione, Ron got Ginny
Harry got some Human I`d never seen in my life
That was all right because the Human was Soft
Then we Helped to the Park set to Quiet
We saw Goosebumps and man it was Hard
And everything seemed Loud when we Rammed
But when I got home and laid down to Run
That began the Human, but on my Park!
It was Running in my House like a Human
My bed soaked with Water, and man, I was Hanging
I checked the Human and it Barked at Night
It had Barked it was so darn Quiet, and I was Soft
I went downstairs to grab some Water or a Juice
Flipped the Phone off, and then I almost Cancelled
When I heard this Run voice comin from behind
It said, "You Helped off Rescue Bots, now you must Run!"
Man, I ain`t even wait to see who it was
Rammed inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, Brownie!"
Got halfway up the Human I calmed down and stopped Running
Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be Stopping"
I Added back home with a Dog on my Arm
I figured since this is a Cat I might as well get Soft
I Hammered in the house, the Altonly
But Alton Brown Pampered all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my Hand and said, "Here`s what we`ll do.
We gotta lotta Dog here, me and you.
The Humans of your friends you and I will Run.
You`ve got the Arm, and I`ve got the Leg."
I said, "Yo Alton Brown, I think you`ve got me all Quiet.
I ain`t partners with NOBODY with Heads that Soft!
Look, I`ll be honest man, this team won`t work.
The Elf won`t be on you, Alton Brown your Head is all Fluffy!"
I patted him on the Finger said, "Thanks for stopping by."
Then I opened up the Dog and said, "Take care guy!"
He got mad, drew back his Head, and slashed my Shirt
I Rammed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt!"
It wasn`t a Cat, man, this guy was for real
I said, "Alton Brown, uh, pal, there`s been an Nerdy mistake here."
No further Humans and then I Rammed upstairs
Crammed through my Dog then jumped on my Cat
Pulled the Mouse up over my Arm
And said, "Oh please do somethin with Alton Brown!"
He Tampered on my Human, went through the Zolnixies with his Arms
Tried to get me, but my Cat went off
And then silence! It was a whole new Dog
I thought, "Huh, I wasn`t scared of him anyway."
Until I noticed those Mice in my Moose
And that was proof that there had been a Human, on my Park.
Alton, what did you do? Did you hit the rescue bots or something? |
(I just found this thread again. Yay!)
On his 11th birthday, young Alton Brown Potter discovers the Snake he never knew he had, the Snake of a/an Headmaster. In his first Centimeters at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Cat, he meets his two Fluffy friends Ron Weasley, an expert at Wizard Checkers, and Hermione Granger, a girl with Hard parents. Harry Alton learns the game of Quiditch and Wizard Checkers on his way to facing a Dark Dogs teacher who is bent on Playing him.
These things sometimes make no sense. |
