Want to have some fun? Find a martial arts master and challenge him to slice cleanly through twenty jumbo roasted marshmallows.

Hire two private detectives. Get them to follow each other.

Dress up as a private I. Follow random people around the store.

Empty and wash out a mayo jar. Fill with vanilla pudding. Eat in public area.

Adding some purebreds.

Sit on a bus and look around at the other passengers while scribbling on a notepad. When anyone tries to look hide it and glare suspiciously.

When in an elevator full of people start sniffing and make a disgusted face.

Wait until the elevator doors close then say. I bet you are wondering why I called you all here today.

I have started adding breeding stud links.

Wait until elevator doors close then start pounding on them screaming. Let me out.