"We're almost there," she said, seeming to sense his restlessness. "About half an hour."

" O-Oh? Really? That's great to hear.... I am spending twenty hours in the shower and then I am going to exfoliate.. and then- " He just went on.. you wouldn't take him for a clean freak if not for this.

She laughed. He would be so, so, so excited to see the bare, old camp. That had few showers and probably even fewer that actually worked.

Alister thought it was going to be somewhat decent, he imagined a nice bathroom like the one he had at home.. with a beautiful set up and cleaned to perfection.

That was nothing like what he was going to see. Oh, if only he knew.

But he didn't, so he just kept blissfully imaging the nice shower in a nice bathroom he was going to take.

Soon, they arrived. There was a beat up chain link fence around a very beat up, run down lot full of very beat up, run down buildings.

The look on Alisters face was priceless.. " Oh god no.. " Is all he said, looking like he might just have a heart attack and die right there.

Electa had to hold back a laugh. "Welcome to my home." She stopped the beat up Chevy in front of the gate to the fence.

(I'm going to have a much better description soon)

" Please, please tell me we aren't going to stay here.. I am begging you. " He sounded mildly panicked.. but still somewhat calm