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Daisy2944
Level 27
Joined: 1/15/2015
Threads: 2
Posts: 32
Posted: 6/9/2015 at 8:24 PM
Post #1311
A magical rabbit comes from the sky and fixes it, she says to touch the engine to make it run again, but the hood of the car SHUTS and then you are eaten... by a car.
I wish for a gigantic rubber ducky.
Mima
Level 29
Joined: 8/1/2014
Threads: 1
Posts: 51
Posted: 6/9/2015 at 8:33 PM
Post #1312
Granted... But oh no! It's an evil rubber ducky! It's destroying the city! Whatever shall we do? And now Godzilla has come to fight the rubber ducky! Who shall emerge victorious in this battle of the ages? (not the city or it's people, of course.)
I'd like a 3ds and a copy of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire.
Khumos
Level 60
Joined: 5/31/2015
Threads: 3
Posts: 135
Posted: 6/9/2015 at 8:52 PM
Post #1313
Granted, but it's bootleg and terrible- and makes you cry into your pillow each night with how terrible a pretend copy it is. On the plus side, Jontron does a special on it and you like it because you can relate!
I wish for infinite wishes!
Pikamon790
Level 74
Trickster
Joined: 8/12/2013
Threads: 11
Posts: 391
Posted: 6/10/2015 at 11:43 AM
Post #1314
Granted, but they all get corrupted by a cow wearing a fedora.
I wish for lemons playing baseball with a watermelon.
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 6/12/2015 at 5:55 AM
Post #1315
Granted
But then they get obsessed with the fact that other watermelons and lemons can't also play baseball and they go on an epic quest searching for a 'cure' to 'wake up' watermelons and lemons, and when they find out how to do it, they then create an army of evil fruits to take over the world
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 6/12/2015 at 5:56 AM
Post #1316
Op, sorry.
I wish my books were sentient.
Khumos
Level 60
Joined: 5/31/2015
Threads: 3
Posts: 135
Posted: 6/12/2015 at 1:14 PM
Post #1317
Granted, but they grow legs and are chaotic evil creatures who beat you up and then start a mosh with one another and rip each other to shreds while you rock back and forth in the fetal position.
I wish for the Nile.
Edited By Khumos on 6/12/2015 at 1:15 PM.
Pitbulluvr13
Level 25
Joined: 6/7/2015
Threads: 0
Posts: 2
Posted: 6/12/2015 at 2:00 PM
Post #1318
I grant your wish, but it has evaporated.
I wish for 20,000 gold coins that I can keep.
Khumos
Level 60
Joined: 5/31/2015
Threads: 3
Posts: 135
Posted: 6/12/2015 at 2:22 PM
Post #1319
Granted, but they're chocolate and you get cavities!
I wish I could see 360 degrees!
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 6/13/2015 at 1:35 AM
Post #1320
Granted, but you can only see in the infra-red spectrum.
I wish planets could talk.
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