Granted, but three of them are third party knockoffs that blow up your consoles, and the last one is a pirated version and stops working right after the introduction.

I wish that I lived in a sustainable living system on Mars as the first of 10 Martian colonists.

Granted, but mars blows up the second you land on it killing everyone.

I wish that the wishes here wouldn't fail.

Granted, but everyone gets soooooo much stuff that they have everything that exists and eventually, everyone gets bored of everything and is thrown into a state of intense depression.

I wish the people reading this knew what I'm really wishing, or do I??? >)

Granted, but then everyone found out your wish for a few hours and then forgot it and this will happen every sing day in the same cycle forever.


I wish I had enough gold for a new tab.

Granted, but upon receiving said gold you are immediately compelled to buy oodles of egglings and are broke once more.

I wish I could play the violin like a master violinist.

Your wish is granted, but you are so good that everyone in the world falls into an unbreakable trance.

I wish for my dream pet.

Granted, but after a week it transforms into the ugliest thing you have ever seen.

I wish that the people upstairs would stop being so noisy.

Granted, but they come downstairs and are equally noisy.

I wish I could grow wings and fly!

Granted, but you soon realize that the wings have holes, and you fall to your death.


I wish that I could finish coding my website.

Granted, but it bugs out a week later

I wish that everything I draw comes to life (the world would be a very scary place)