Wish granted, but I steal your yacht and go in a big river because I'm suffocating in my bed at 3:12 AM.

I wish if weren't so hot in my bed.

Wish granted, but it gets extremely cold instead.

I wish for a magic pickle riding a donkey. (XD)

Wish granted, but the donkey eats the pickle and then farts to the moon without you ( hyper much... )

I wish for 9 billion diamonds! On sylestia and in real life! XD

Wish granted, but diamonds start to burst out of the computer until the world gets overrun with diamonds, which suffocates us all.

I wish for a crazy bat with a flea on it's tail singing the car wash song.

alright, however the bat is a mutant and eats you :P

I wish I didnt live on the ocean floor (page 10 in case you were wondering :) )

Wish granted, but you end up living in an enclosed desert.

I wish for a scarlet wall covered in branches with different birds on them. (O3O)

Granted, but the birds and branches come out of the wall and eat you



I wish the game dragonvale was real



(before you corrupt this wish please check dragonvale wiki)

Wish granted, but I now rule dragonvale and command you to give me all your highest level dragons! -I love dragonvale-

I wish it would snow here.

You see a single snowflake fall then it melts.

I wish for no more HW.

granted however you now have no home and must do school work for all eternity... AT SCHOOL

I wish there were no internet blockers at school -_-