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Jadelion
Level 61
Fancy Pants
Joined: 3/28/2014
Threads: 35
Posts: 3,793
Posted: 6/3/2015 at 7:00 PM Post #1281
Granted, but she buys a boombox and plays it with the volume all the way up.

I wish traveling at the speed of light was possible.
Lopai
Level 60
Joined: 10/4/2014
Threads: 11
Posts: 480
Posted: 6/3/2015 at 7:27 PM Post #1282
Granted but anyone who travels at least the speed of light becomes so sick that they need to be hospitalized.

I wish my mom would stop asking me to help her in the yard
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 6/4/2015 at 7:00 AM Post #1283
Granted.

But now she wants you to clean the toilet instead.

I wish I had a horse sized wasp that I could fly around on.
Chocolatetruffle
Level 67
High Priest
Joined: 4/23/2015
Threads: 25
Posts: 932
Posted: 6/4/2015 at 4:32 PM Post #1284
Granted, but every time you touch it, it stings you until eventually you die!

I wish for more ranch dressing for my carrots.
Pikamon790
Level 74
Trickster
Joined: 8/12/2013
Threads: 11
Posts: 391
Posted: 6/4/2015 at 6:08 PM Post #1285
Granted, but you turn into ranch and the carrots eat you for dinner and take over the world to rename it 'Carrottopia.'

I wish I had Peppermints singing the llama song while eating bacon.
Scomeau
Level 60
Seashell Collector
Joined: 1/15/2014
Threads: 27
Posts: 391
Posted: 6/6/2015 at 1:27 PM Post #1286
Granted, but then crockertier Jane appears along with grimbark jade and the other alpha and beta kids and all of the trolls and ancestors. And they all start fighting each other. And then the end of the world happens. All because they all wanted your peppermints singing the llama song while eating bacon.

I wish for John Egbert from Homestuck
Edited By Scomeau on 6/6/2015 at 1:27 PM.
Khumos
Level 60
Joined: 5/31/2015
Threads: 3
Posts: 135
Posted: 6/6/2015 at 1:35 PM Post #1287
Granted, but he exists only as a figment of your imagination and is no longer recognized by anyone else ever.

I wish for an all-expense paid tour of Europe.
Scomeau
Level 60
Seashell Collector
Joined: 1/15/2014
Threads: 27
Posts: 391
Posted: 6/6/2015 at 2:13 PM Post #1288
Granted, but then kyorge appears and takes you down to the ocean and them eridan and kyorge make a oil spill. While you are still in the ocean. Hope you can somehow summon John Egbert from Homestuck to zap it all away!

I wish for John Egbert from Homestuck
Edited By Scomeau on 6/6/2015 at 2:16 PM.
Caw
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 3/12/2015
Threads: 64
Posts: 865
Posted: 6/6/2015 at 2:19 PM Post #1289
Granted, but it's only a terrible painting of him.

I wish for lots of exclusives LOTS of them.
Scomeau
Level 60
Seashell Collector
Joined: 1/15/2014
Threads: 27
Posts: 391
Posted: 6/6/2015 at 2:31 PM Post #1290
Granted, you get bad homestuck fanart


I wish for 4 copies of the game Sburb from Homestuck.
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