Feel free to add some!
Share weird quotes from yourself and others
It can be in a rp, an app, Sylestia, a book, real life, ect
Please censor or remove any badish words for our younger audience.

"SNUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Bumblebee, The Poison Jungle (WoF Book)

"Whatever a snooblemee is, it's not my problem."
- Sundew, The Poison Jungle

"I wasn't planning on being splamflamp, whatever that means."
- Sundew, The Poison Jungle

"I have an unanswerable statement that can't be proven wrong or right.
Maybe we are all dead, and when we 'die' we are actually coming back to life?"
- Me

"Girls Locker Room Before Gym: Everyone puts on makeup.
Boys Locker Room Before Gym: Everyone getting ready for WWIII
Me, Already At Gym: 'I won already. Go back to the locker rooms and go back to sleep.'"
- Me

One of the books in the Inheritance Cycle had a chapter that I believe was called "No Honor, No Glory, Only Blisters In Unfortunate Places", if that counts

Ahem,
If I pointed to Chile and said it was Brazil, well, then Id be wrong. -Me
Also, inside joke alert:
Japan is West East Korea

These are all quotes from the same four books. Thank you Brandon Sanderson for the Reckoners series.

-"Incredible cosmic powers do not equate with high IQ."

-"It's like a banana farm for guns!"

-"Like slipping on a banana peel around a corner at eighty miles an hour. Piece of cake."

-"I wanted a frozen burrito. Sara died for that."

-I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet.
"Youre like a potato!" I shouted after her. "In a minefield."

-"Don't do anything stupid."
"Dont worry," I whispered over the line, "I'm an expert on stupid."
"You're..."
"Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they've been? I'm like that. A stupidinator."
"Never say that word again,"

-"Who wouldn't want a smoke grenade when offered one?"

-"Stupid water, ruining my enjoyment of swimming."

-"Cupcakes are too dainty for a Scotsman. Give him one, and he'll ask why didn't you shoot the wee cakes parents instead and serve that."

-"The day had finally arrived, a day I'd been awaiting for ten years. A glorious day, a momentous day, a day of import and distinction.
It was time to buy a hot dog."

-"The two great constants of life. Food and death."

-"That's an answer in the same way that ketchup can be hair gel."

-"(Censored), I miss the internet. You could always find people doing stupid stuff on the internet.

-"Well, trust me," I said. "I'm more intense than I look. I'm intense like a lion is orange."
"So, like medium intense?"

-"I hadn't been a nerd, mind you. I'd just been the type of guy who spent a lot of time by himself, focused entirely on a single consuming interest."

-"They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators."

And fun is hard to come by in Serenity, New Mexico, the most boring pimple on the rocky butt of the Southwest.

Being a wimp doesnt count as an allergy.

How about we heave a brick through every window in town? Think theyll get the message then?

Amber, wake up!
I am up. I didnt pass out; I tripped.



All of these are quotes from Gordon Kormans Mastermind. I may add more later
(sorry for the lack of apostrophes and quotation marks, my device tends to eat them)

Its ok. Mobile devices hate some punctuation marks.