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Awkwardmollusk
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The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
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Posted: 9/4/2018 at 12:07 AM
Post #1
Ever said something that is just bizzare out of context?
Well, here's the thread where you never knew you wanted to post those things on!
The only rule is be apporpiate, y'know, for the kiddos.
-"I saw this pair of space llama pants... but they didn't have my size!"
-"Bread isn't meant to be soggy."
-"Well, you're killing plants."
Edited By Awkwardmollusk on 9/4/2018 at 12:17 AM.
Yamato
Level 65
The Artistic
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 68
Posts: 4,224
Posted: 9/5/2018 at 4:48 AM
Post #2
My brother was saying "When I'm making a salad, don't touch my cucumbers." I only heard 'don't touch my cucumbers' so it sounded really odd.
Metaljackal
Level 66
Joined: 6/7/2018
Threads: 7
Posts: 82
Posted: 9/7/2018 at 6:06 PM
Post #3
"I was so hoping to get bronchitis, and instead I got pneumonia"
Just an average day of a medical student.
"Don't you dare drop the castle!"
School projects can be tough.
Yamato
Level 65
The Artistic
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 68
Posts: 4,224
Posted: 9/7/2018 at 6:20 PM
Post #4
Since the angels got out of the bathroom they've been very crunchy.
I dont think anyone would be opposed to fudge expansion.
Marble rye isnt like celery in a tree!
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 9/12/2018 at 5:38 PM
Post #5
"I'm so happy! I wanna dance with unicorns and eat Skittles! - Discussing mood in Lit.
Thisby
Level 21
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 9/12/2018 at 5:55 PM
Post #6
"i swear to god if you drop alexander hamiltons head i will smack you"
"christopher jackson is our new god and father accept it"
"do not make out with the shiny daveed diggs poster"
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 9/13/2018 at 2:34 AM
Post #7
"Has anyone got some Uranium glass??"
"I used my own milk in this coffee."
"I am nuking the dinos!!!!"
and a weird conversation out of context:
"Person 1: Did you cremate that?
Person 2: Yes. I caused the next Great Extinction!
Person 3: *laughs hysterically* AND THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE DINOSAURS AS WELL"
Edited By Amarok on 9/13/2018 at 2:35 AM.
Thisby
Level 21
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 9/13/2018 at 7:59 AM
Post #8
-Washington gives juice boxes not trauma
-dont throw a microphone at his taxi
-i want to pet lafayettes hair
Yeah... a lot of hamilton fandom things are weird af out of context
Metaljackal
Level 66
Joined: 6/7/2018
Threads: 7
Posts: 82
Posted: 9/13/2018 at 8:18 AM
Post #9
Overheard this while walking in the park. Was weirded out myself, so can't provide context here.
"Would you like me to ask that man to run you over?
"That scarf sounds like some eastern name"
Moonia
Level 59
Fancy Pants
Joined: 12/18/2017
Threads: 142
Posts: 6,660
Posted: 9/13/2018 at 11:12 AM
Post #10
There's a rare breed of pig that looks like a sheep
A rainbow once got swallowed by a tornado
Double tails!
Cause double heads are getting to mainstream
That's why Nature is drunk
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