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My Mad Libs:

Adopt a Shark Today

Dear THEODOSIA:
Thank you for your generous donation of TWO EYEBALLS to the Adopt-a-Shark program. Membership to our program earns you these CHOCOLATEY benefits:
-A framed Certificate of Adoption for "HAMILTON," a 3 9/4 - pound PUERTO RICAN who lives in the COCA COLA off the coast of the CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION
- A plush TURKEY-BIRD and a photo of your adopted pet
- A COAT to wear on your WADDLE
- A tote bag for all your shark-themed AEROPLANES
- Free admission to any aquarium or other DUELLING museum in WEEHAWKEN and a TEN percent discount on any merchandise in the gift shop
Your obedient servant,
A. BURR, Vice President

(We made it Hamilton themed. Hey, and if you don't know, now you know, Mr. President - Thomas Jefferson)

Driving in the Car

Last summer on our vacation, my father drove us to JOHN'S BATHROOM. Our car is a 178 BC sedan with 4,922 doors and a FLUFFY motor. We started out at sunrise. My mother and father spent all night LICKING the house and FLOATING in the car so we could get an early start. My father took his golf REFRIGERATORS and my mother took her tennis NOSTRIL. I took my dog, RONALD MCDONALD. The dog and I and my little CRUSTY sister sat in the back. My father was the driver, and as he came out of the driveway he ran into a MERPERSON and dented a TONGUE. My mother said, "Why don't you pay attention and watch where you are QUACKING?" After 10 3/4 hours, we stopped to SNORKEL at a SQUEAKY TOY. The SQUEAKY TOY was horrible, and this got my father PANTING again. After driving SEDUCTIVELY in this manner for two days, we finally arrived here and have been having a really MENTALLY-DISTURBING time.

I think I made a monster with this one:

The Silver Dragon is the Biggest Dragon of all. It has Quick Legs, and a Head shaped like a Man. It loves to eat Cats, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Quiet and Short. You must be Soft around it, or you may end up as it`s meal!

The dog speaks to me:

Be kind to your Man-footed Women
For a duck may be somebody`s Cat,
Be kind to your Women in Camp
Where the weather is always Quiet.

You may think that this is the Dog,
Well it is.

No thanks, Starscream:

Dear Random Reader,

It has come to my Cat that you are the Loudest girl/boy in the 'Cons. My Leg starts Running a Dog every time you speak. I would like to Ran if you want to go to the Summer Party with me next Thursday. If you Walk please Run {with} me at the Park in 30 Hours. I Talk you and everything about you.

Quietly,
Starscream

Hope you laugh,
Kittyauthor

*half dies of laughter*

*makes another*

*laughs so hard that I nearly die*

The year is 8675309, and USA`s 'Con with England is History.

In his continued efforts to outdo the President of England, His Majesty, King Harry Potter VIII, has invited some of the country`s most Quiet Agents to create for him a Zolnixi fit for the most Soft of all Hosts: himself.

Unfortunately, His Majesty`s Uninvited Men are turning his once-Soft kingdom into USA`s Biggest Ryori. In an act of desperation, Queen Hermione Granger has convinced a/an Loud Dutch Agent to Run her husband`s beloved country with a much-needed Women. Only three things stand in the way of this happening: the Agent`s easily offended Cat; a pair of Agents who may not be who or what they seem; and the king himself.

Walk all this and some Loud and Hard 'Bots in our Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.

Hahaha

I just did the same form.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stream Chicken,

Will you let me Run your Starscream? Ever since I have laid Arms on Theda, I have Helped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the 'Con of my 'Cons and that someday we will Help happily ever after. I have a Me as a/an Leader that pays $42 each month. I promise to Run Theda with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Evilsssss Megatron

Lesson of this story:

1. Don't run a Starscream, and
2. Never ever put "me" as a noun.

Edit: What is a "Fluffy Knock Out"?

Is your Soundwave making a mess of your The Nemesis? Try Fhdkch! It will Run your whole Soundwave and Walk to unbelievable levels! Watch, as we demonstrate, the Soft capabilities of this Quiet product! Everyone should have at least 42 of these!

To order, call the number on your screen. Soft phone attendants will Quietly take your request. Hard and Loud service will be yours! Call within the next 42 1 Hour, and you will receive a Quiet, Hard, Fluffy Knock Out as a bonus, absolutely free for an additional value of 42 dollars, plus shipping and handling cost of 42 dollars. Act Now!!

Also, was Megatron advertising this?

Hahahaha!

I loved that one!

Here's another Mad libs I did:

I enjoy long, Hard walks on the beach, getting Worked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Cats. I really like pia coladas mixed with Water, and romantic, candle-lit Dogs. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Alton Brown. I travel frequently, especially to Park, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Chef.) I am looking for Elf and beauty in the form of a USA goddess. She should have the physique of "W" and the Run of MC. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Cats. I know Im not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 42 days ago, and I have since become more Quiet.

*sigh* I couldn't think of any female celebs. MC is a real person.

Edit: Did I really think this would be the result? Nope:

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Quiet and Nerdy. He should have a physique like Harry Potter, a profile like Voldemort, and the intelligence of a/an Cat. He must be polite and must always remember to Run my Dogs, to tip his Snakes and to take my Arm when crossing the street. He should move Softly, have a/an Quiet voice, and should always dress Sneakly. I would also like him to be a/an Loud dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Skinny nothings into my Head and hold my Helpful Dog. I know a/an Person is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Alton Brown.

*sigh* Grr, should've put Chase lol.

"You Run Away for me, you get to Fight the English."

"Yes, I`ve heard. Kills 'Cons by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he`d consume the English with Humans from his eyes and bolts of Water from his Arm."

"I`m a/an Chef. I haven`t got the luxury of 'Bots."

"I have long feared that my 'Nixies would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Fight."

"Love gives you Hands. It makes you Walk. I don`t even call it love. I call it Hey!. When you`re in love, you`ll Hit right from the top of the Dog and you won`t care, screaming `Hey!` the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Punches me. I`d die for her. "

- Mel Gibson

Are you sure? Sounds like a netrual cybertroian Alton Brown to me lol.

I'm enjoying this, a lot.