I've been stalking the Broker for a bit now, searching for this item anddd...it seems to be hiding from me. And I'd really enjoy owning it so I'm willing to pay 200k upfront for it since im at a money-low right now, but I can earn it back within a week or two so if you'd be willing to wait 'til I have 300k in my balance adding up to 500k.

Think about it, and please reply when you have *curtseys and exits without grace*