Granted, but it gets too hot and you over heat and die

I wish chicken

You get a pet chicken but it hates you.

I wish i was cool

Granted but you freeze to death

I wish I could be invisible

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=10705&page=95#943 Author: Treetoes Time Posted: 7/22/2014 at 3:04 PM Granted but you freeze to death I wish I could be invisible

darn

Granted, but now knowone remembers you.

I wish people liked me.

Granted, but then you become so popular that you're phone is ringing every single second and everybody mobs you when you go outside.

I wish that I could go to Costa Rica.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=10705&page=95#946 Author: Jadelion Time Posted: 7/22/2014 at 3:13 PM Granted, but then you become so popular that you're phone is ringing every single second and everybody mobs you when you go outside. I wish that I could go to Costa Rica.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
GrAnted, but you drown girl.

I wish i was the most popular person in this world.

Granted, But then crazy aliens invade and you're they're number 1 target.

I wish hair didn't stop growing at a certain length

Granted, but it grows so much that if you cut off a little but, two feet grow in its place

I wish for chicken

Granted,
But a few weeks later on the first full moon since you obtained said chicken, you wake up at 2 AM with an eerie feeling that something is wrong. You go downstairs to check on your chicken to see that it has turned into a giant cockatrice and it turns you to stone with its gaze and then reaps havoc on the rest of the world.

I wish for a little pony named jasper