Granted but it collapses.

I wish for precipitation, especially rain.

Granted. A big giraffe sneezes over where you are standing, and the sneeze mist gently falls onto your head. XD


I wish I could go hiking with somebody.

Granted, but while hiking you fall and get hurt

I wish I could get enhanced essences

Granted. But they are all for a species you don't like.


I wish every mean internet commenter in the world would feel a sharp little harmless but annoying shock every time they upset me. :P *teehee*

Granted, but, you feel a sharp slightly painful shock as well

I wish I got some enhanced Aeri essences

It would be worth it sometimes.... >:3

Granted. But your computer crashes.


I wish I could be a kid again for a week.

Granted, but all the horrible things happen to you.

I wish I could have taken my test on transformice.

Granted, but you fail

I wish I was magic

Granted but you have the magic of being able to have no magic.

I wish I could breathe underwater and withstand the underwater pressure.

Granted, but you now need water to survive and dry out and die

I wish for a goat