Have you ever derped so bad that you faceplanted in kickball...
While waiting in line...
And chatting?

I wasn't even moving!

No, but I have been known for looking for the milk in the cereal cabinet and being quite confused as to why 1) I can't find it, and 2) the cereal is there instead.


Have you ever derped so bad that you answered your home/cell phone the way you'd answer the phone at work?

Have you ever derped so bad that you answered the phone like you would to your best friend and found out that it was actually your teacher?

Cuz that was a bit embarrassing >////<

Have you ever derped so bad that you spilled chocolate sauce all over your prom dress, and had to walk around the entire night with a giant chocolate stain on your stomach?
Curse you, chocolate fountain...

Have you ever derped so bad that you went looking for something came back went and searched again and then realized that you had it all along! I had a lot

Have you ever derped so bad that you were looking for something and then your friend or father finds it under the bed!

I did alot of diffrent things turn out under MY BED!

Have you ever derped so bad that you messed up the forum title from 'ever' or 'every'?

Cuz I just realised I did XD

Have you ever derped so bad that you accidentally left the pasture gate open....And all the horses BOLTED.
TTwTT asdfghgfj I spent THREE HOURS with my lasso, a bucket of grain, and the fastest "cow pony" on the ranch trying to herd them back into the pasture.

Have you derped so bad that when your boyfriend tried to wake you up, you tell :
It's just 9, let me sleep mom...
Then get fully waked up by him laughing about it? o.e"
That happened a couple of time, with only one guy, still we broke XP

Have you ever derped so bad that:

Sentence: The food smelled funky.
Mouth: The smood felled--what the heck did I just say D:

Or:
Mouth: My house, come to it!
Friend: You mean go to your house? lol
Me: ... :CCC

I have dyslexia of the mouth sometimes haha.

Pardon me as I go through every page and quote every one I've done as I'm big derpy <33

Err...Ping everyone'll work as I'm only allowed 3 quotes per post D:


@Sylvette
"Have you ever derped so bad, that you went to your room to get something, forgot, went out again, remembered, went back, and forgot again? XD

Took me 3 tries until I managed to remember what I wanted to get AND get it from my room XD"

YEP! ALWAYS happen to me EVERYWHERE. I'm like "...Okay why am I here again?" Sometimes I do this repeatedly throughout the day.

@Littlelunar
"Have you ever derped so bad that you tried to pick up a hot cookie sheet with your bare hands. AFTER you were just told two seconds ago not to touch it because it was hot? I did that and my mom still makes fun of me for it! ;>>"

Nope but I've seen a boy try to pick up a sheet fresh off oven with bare hands. I facepalmed and laughed silently.

@Amberanime
"Have you ever derped so bad that you put the milk on top of the refrigirator and the cereal inside the refrigerator?

Or that you went to school 2 hours early because you misread the clock..... ?"

Try putting a kettle inside fridge and turning to your roommate's "The heck did you just do?" look. Try putting milk in pantry in front of your mom. Try putting seasonings in fridge. Try putting remote in freezer...Yep I do something like that A LOT. =p
Try being woken up by your mother at 5 am in the morning two days in row because she had her clock on wrong time. First time she did not believe me that it was 5 am untill one hour later because she checked her phone. Next day she woke me up I promptly dragged her downstairs to kitchen to see the stove time. She promptly apologized and I went upstairs to sleep. Oh yes and she woke up at 4 because she usually wake up 1 hour earlier than I do to get ready. XD that was in 2011-2012ish

@Littlelunar
"Have you ever derped so bad that you ripped the house apart looking for something and then find that it was in your hand the ENTIRE time."

Nope but I've derped so bad and looked everywhere only to realize my eyeglasses was on my face or my phone was in my pocket.


@Katasaur
"Have you ever derped so bad that you called your classmate that sat next to you all semester by the wrong name to her face?"

Nope but I do call my friends wrong names ALLL time by mistake. I always promptly correct it. My friends and I usually laugh about it

@Kosa
"Have you ever derped so bad that you went looking for something came back went and searched again and then realized that you had it all along! I had a lot

Have you ever derped so bad that you were looking for something and then your friend or father finds it under the bed!"

Yep, a lot!
Yep always looking for stuff. Happened a lot in my childhood. Taught me a valuable lesson....First place to look? ALWAYS UNDER THE BED!








@Flute, I have dyslexia of hands and I nearly always mess whatever I say. xP