Granted, but then you can't fly and they really want to invite you to their sky parties but you can't get to them, and you end up just being all jealous and miserable about it.

I wish I had no anxiety. Ever.

Granted, but the anxiety is replaced with bravery and you end up being such a daredevil that you jump off a cliff and end up in a coma for 2 decades.

I wish that my other cat, Dilly, would snuggle with me more than just the one time she did ;-; Come on, seriously Dill, Cosmo snuggles 24/7...

Wish granted, but every time Dilly snuggles with you you feel like you have to go to the restroom and can't hold it until Dilly leaves again.

I wish Christmas treats would bake themselves.

granted, but they end up burnt XD

i with i could live in a sonic game as a Ecidna and NOT be kidnapped by eggman or killed.

Granted, but the game glitches and you are instantly frozen forever.

I wish that my almost PB (it looks like a PB too -_-) haunted depths ryo didn't have a random green ryori in it's family line.

Granted, but now it is purple and red
I wish that it was the weekend already :<
_{I can't wait, seriously I feel like I'm going to burst o3o}

Granted but then you get stuck in a time loop and you die of boredom after 1036295 loops.

I wish I had an infinite sum of money.

Granted, but then the Earth miraculously unites as one people and decides to do away with any form of currency all together!

I wish that giant sentient robot dragons actually existed.

Granted, but they all turn evil and take over the earth never to be defeated by mankind.

I wish that there was no such thing as hunger for anyone.

Granted, but now the world is over populated with animals because we don't need to eat meat


I wish my shoes were not squeaky >.<