Granted, but based on the "heh", you turn into an evil villain and are expelled for conduct issues and cheating.

I wish my dog wasn't sick.

Granted! Except you now turn into an extremely ill goldfish with a sudden longing for the open ocean. ^.^

You forgot your wish! ^.^

I can wish to keep the comments going:

No i mean it;

I wish for the comments to keep going forever and ever until the sun explodes and the planet is lifeless.

uhh... idk how i can corrupt that O.o
granted but your the only one commenting on it? idek if thats a corrupt
my mind exploded like how do you corrupt that??


I wish i had a lifetime supply of indestructible Jack Skellington earbuds, they never break and they work perfectly fine and everything is good...

Granted, but everything you plug them into breaks :P

I wish it would snow for once. Most winters are just rainy where I live x. x

Granted, but you usually get acid rain. now you get ACID SNOW. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (screams of people in the background)

I wish my homework was done.

Granted, but your homework literally gets eaten by a dog and your teacher doesn't believe you so you go to detention for a month

I wish that my cat would stop meowing at the bathroom door when I'm trying to pee or shower >-<

Oops! I'd better remember to make a wish this time!

Granted! But now your cat's worked out a way of getting into the bathroom without your help and every time you enter turns up to stare at you. (That ended up kinda creepy... >.<)

I wish that I didn't have any work that I needed to do over the Christmas holidays and that the exams next term are a figment of my imagination.

Granted, but they later turn out to be real and you flunked them all.

I wish that my friends could fly.