Granted but every wish has to involve penguins.

I wish Thanksgiving dinner would cook itself.

Wish granted, but it comes alive again and starts attacking you.

I wish I could make friends with whoever I met.

Woah granted, but the only people you meet are birds.

I want some more sushi!

Wish granted, but you get food poisoning from it.

I wish I could never feel cold or hot.

(By the way I love birds!)

Granted! But you decide to visit Antarctica to celebrate, can't feel how cold you're getting, and loose all your fingers to frostbite.

I wish that I had a really high tolerance for spicy food!

Granted, but then spicy food explodes you house with rainbows



i wish for a cheeseburger :D plz \XD

wish granted but the cheese burger possesses your body and makes you jump in the oven


I wish for a license

Granted but then when you finally need to use it, it explodes and you can't get another one (sorry, I'm new at this)

I wish to be able to go underground without getting the sickness thingy (I forgot what it was called)

Granted! But now whenever you're above ground, even if you're only just above sea level, you get altitude sickness.

I wish I would stop buying large quantities of chocolate when I have no money.

Wish, granted. But you spend all the money you get when you don't buy chocolate on carrots.

I wish for a virus proof computer. (No joke. My real computer got a bunch of them and i only just got it)