You are turned into a dragon, but you turn bright yellow with orange spots.

I wish to have a rubber duck

whish granted, but it was made in Halloween town so its and evil rubber duck

i want to be a soul reaper from the anime Bleach

(idk what bleach is so this might not make sense lol)
wish granted but when you get him he reaps your soul

I wish i had an adorable black kitten

Granted, but he turns out to be a witches familiar and she gets angry you took him and turns you into a toad.

I wish that i could have a new laptop

You get a new laptop, but its fake and plastic.

I wish for a cookie eating rabbit

**Forgot Ping**

Granted but the bunny mutates and develops a thing for eating human flesh.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish granted, but the same day someone steals all of your money.

I wish for my generated pets to grow up already D:<

Granted, but they are all infertile

I wish I could shape-shift into anything I wanted.

Granted, but when you shapeshift into a rock for fun, your power wanes and you remain as a little, insignificant pebble the rest of your life.

I wish I had infinite wishes.