Granted. You get all A's, but you fail the entry exam for college.

I wish for one (1) hardboiled egg.

Your hard boiled egg had a chicken inside of it, so you hard boiled the chicken.

I wish roosters didnt caw in the morning.

Granted, they scream in the morning.

I wish for eternal solitude.

Granted, but now youre the only person alive on planet Earth. That means no doctors, police officers, farmers, etc.

Why did I feel the need to explain that...?

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I wish for free, unlimited stable space that I can use forever (good luck countering that XP)

Granted, you get the space but no pets


I wish that the person below me won't corrupt my wish ;)

Due to me not being able to corrupt your wish I instead divide by zero, ending the universe.


I wish that I had a Christmas Tree.

Granted, but the tree is dead.

I wish I could start over my life.

Granted, but you have to make rhe same choices you made previously (Whatever is going on, Im sure it will get better (:)

I wish that I had more gold...

All of your pets are stolen, and all you get is 1K Gold from the robbers.

I wish my dog didnt snore so loud.

Granted, now it plots your death 24/7 in a screeching voice. (does it have to be realistic?)

I wish vierna and her shade would drop dead everytime i meet them.