You walk into this massive room with a long table full of roasted pigs, full lobsters, roast turkeys, champagne, triple tire cakes, roast beef, salads, etc.
As you sit down to see The Poisoned One siting at the other end of the table.

"Good evening," I greet him with a mouth already full of pork, my hands busily filling my plate with other things.

Its good to see you again princess (he says as he grabs the 3rd plate to lobster and places it at his spot) now you may be wondering why Im eating with you, well I can sense what food is poisoned and since my job is to protect you...I eat the poisoned food, we cant have to die of poison.................That is why they changed my name to The Poisoned One.....well enough about me, are you enjoying the food? It was made only of Royal species, yes that means that pigs, lobsters, etc. can be royal.

I nod along, still eating. "It's amazing. Best I've ever had." I swallow a wad of food. "So wait. What's the difference between eating a royal animal and your average one? Do they taste better? Or is it just a status symbol?"

No, the royal one taste better by far...also why would the royal family eat things that arent royal? Also the royal animals are much bigger and because they taser better its a 2 in one super food (he says after swallowing a month full of lobster.) There is a problem with eating royal animal though, everyone knows where they are and thus they could poison them and thus poison you or your parents. As your protector I eat with you in case anyone is trying to poison you.

"Thanks for that." I stand up to cut myself a slice of cake. "Wouldn't there only so many royal animals, though? Seems like we would run out." I gesture to all the food on the table with the knife.

Well, when your done the servants take the bones and resurrect the animals. Holy cow would you look at the time, its 9:25. Well princess once you finish that slice of cake we will leave.

(Sorry I took so long to reply, my power went out)

"Mmmph!" I shovel the rest of the slice into my mouth and down the rest of my drink.

(You an The Poisoned One leave the room and exit the castle, you then walk for 25 minutes until you came to this beautiful forest.)
Well, were here. Here is your bottle for the dew (he hands you a bottle), collect it then meet me back here in 5 minutes. (He smiles then leaves to collect his own dew)

I look around for some indication of which way to go to find dew. "I guess this way looks kinda damp," I say to no one as I set off.