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Yamato
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Posted: 8/13/2018 at 7:35 PM
Post #1
I decided to upload Hetalia onto Sylestia! None of this is my artwork, and Hetalia is copyright of Hidekaz Himaruya. (Look at their original designs. How cute...) (Everything from this point on is not my work or my writing, unless I say so.)
Hiding explosives in churches becauseGod is supposed to protect it and letting them explode
Losing against bows and old-fashioned weapons despite having the newest equipment
Getting tanks stolen during a break
Its the story of this gentle Italy.
Refuses to work if there arent any women around, but if they are, he refuses too.
or so it seems.
At that point, Italy undauntedly joined the Axis, but without thinking anything.
It ended up wasting 10 more days to actually get ready.
While Germany subsisted on boiled potatoes,
Italy ate a full-course meal regardless of what mortar is in the air at the moment,
or so the legend goes.
talys invasion of Egypt ended up having a 1-in-4 casualty rate,
and the very busy Germany ended up having to intervene. Oh, Italy.
You might say that the Italian weakness is actually the national secret wisdom.
After WWII ended, German troops captured by Yugoslavian partisans were too stubborn to yield
even after prolonged torture, which made their Serbian captors even madder.
Italian troops, on the other hand, wept and begged for mercy in a few minutes,
which spared them the torture. Or so the story goes!
From: Why is the Italian army so weak?
~Another version~
An Italian soldier was captured, bound, and tortured.
But no matter what was done to him, he never said a word.
Exasperated, his captors finally unbounded him and the soldier, at once,
began gesturing wildly and speaking like a machine gun.
It was then that the captors realized:
Wait, so this guy cant speak unless hes gesturing!
This thing started as I once was in a hospital and borrowed Italian history to study English
As I was reading I started to think, Wasnt Italy really lame?,
and as I typed Italy lame into google, many interesting pages popped up |
You too, Brutus! Or so everybody was thinking.
Italy is splendid, isnt it haahaa
I wasnt much interested in world history,
but thanks to Italy I somehow got sucked into it
Thank you, Italy. Mamma mia, Italy.
Ill be very happy if you will be more interested in Italian history after reading this manga
Even for me who just studied it, there are still many strange points
Next time I want to write about other countries too!
- Hidekaz Himaruya
Edited By Sweden on 8/13/2018 at 7:36 PM.
Yamato
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Posted: 8/14/2018 at 4:55 PM
Post #2
Kitchen in Crisis
Pasta so good
We got arrested again.
Thank you for the web clap information.
The national character that comes up when they get arrested.
After a meeting
Yamato
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Posted: 8/14/2018 at 5:07 PM
Post #3
In reality, the Soviet Union simply renamed Russia.
But the name Russia is much cuter. Thats what Belarus also says.
Russia is a really interesting country.
Russian soldiers exclaimed, You just turn the knob and
water comes out! and joyfully took the water spigots.
They didnt know about the existence of radar until the war was over.
Airplanes were flown by the naked eye.
A Russian soldier didnt know how to wind up his wrist watch,
so he ended up wearing watches all up and down his arms.
Although Russia frequently appears innocent and that there are a
lot of lovely sights to see like in the country, more than a
fair share of cruel stories come from Russia as well.
Perhaps by stopping a sense of honesty it will conversely become brutality.
(It is) Heaven on Earth (when)
The cook is French
The officer is British
The engineer is German
The banker is Swiss
And the lover is Italian
(It is) Hell (when)
The cook is British
The officer is German
The engineer is French
The lover is Swiss
And the banker is Italian
Yamato
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Posted: 8/14/2018 at 6:04 PM
Post #4
In the war, Italian tanks took one week to reach a target 60 kilometers away,
but once they saw English troops, retreated the same distance in one day!
Theres a legend that goes how an Italian corps all deserted upon running into the English,
and then gets caught by stupid reasons
like hitting on women or sleeping in a restaurant.
Englands famous Busby Stoop Chair has reputedly
cursed 61 people who sat on it to death
Why did England and America fight?
France and Native Americans once fought the English colonies in a territorial dispute
(The French-Indian War).
Thanks to Englands reinforcements, America managed to defeat France
and the Native Americans and acquired more territories.
At this point, however, Englands characteristic tsundere-ness selfishness
(dont buy tea from anyone except me, dont be close to anyone except me)
had created a good deal of animosity for America.
Though part of it was caused by his economy getting strained
by supporting the latter in the war,
Thats when America fought England to earn its freedom.
By the way, though England won at first,
America managed to turn the tables at the last minute and achieved victory.
And now, the present. Fight, England, fight!
Germany 180 cm
Italy 172 cm
Japan 165 cm
America 177 cm
England 175 cm
France 175 cm
Russia 182 cm
China 169 cm
Source: An American survey of average heights across countries.
And thats about it for Hetalia chapter 3.
I have a feeling that Russia may invade the next chapter.
By the way, the Tripartite Pact came after the
non-aggression pact formed between Germany and Russia.
But Germany-Italy-Japan + Russia will continue
like this because it seems interesting.
Edited By Sweden on 8/17/2018 at 5:39 PM.
Yamato
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Posted: 8/17/2018 at 6:15 PM
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Lithuania and Russia
After Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin finished their conference at Yalta,
they went on a sightseeing flight to the Black Sea.
No sooner than theyd taken off, a devil jumped onto
the airplanes wing and started to destroy the engine.
Churchill kept his cool and began to negotiate.
Sir, if youll stop that,
Ill give you a seat in the House of Lords.
The devil, however, refused to listen.
A few minutes later, Roosevelt said to the devil,
Hey, you, yes, you. If youll stop,
Ill give you as much Californian farmland and new Packard cars as you want.
But the devil continued to destroy the engines.
At this point, Stalin gently shouted,
Hey, you ******wad, if you dont stop that right
now Ill throw you into the kolkhoz!
At the moment the devil heard those words,
it flew away, never to be seen again.
From the kolkhoz that even the devil fears.
Lithuania and the Happy Three Baltic States
Although Lithuania used to be a big country with Poland,
Russia did its best to break that apart>Lithuania is recruited.
Afterwards, poor Lithuanias plight was to be beaten up by Russia day after day.
By the way, Lithuania-kun likes martial arts.
Hes also the (relatively) most cheerful among the Baltic states.
The Trembling Trio
Italys brother in his dream (Italia Romano)
will appear in the second part!
At this point, Italy was separated into the north and south, literally.
The Pact of Steel. A treaty exchanged between Germany and Italy
to help each other out if each is ever in a bind.
This pact will change the two Italys immeasurably in the future.
Truth be told, I find writing this to be more embarrassing than drawing naked people.
Italians have been an inconsistent people since forever. *laughs*
The North and the South never really got on all that well, but if you ask,
Is there a strength difference because of the regions?
In the First World War, Italian soldiers were conscripted from all parts of the country
and distributed evenly among the army,
but after WWI, they started making the units regional.
Still,
THE USELESSNESS NEVER CHANGED.
They really are HETARE!
The pendant, by the way, is the cross of the Teutonic Knights.
Although Poland and Lithuania used to be one country,
Lithuania was pretty much in the lackey position.
He was confounded by Polands many whims, apparently,
like Speak Polish! or Live like me!.
Poor, poor Lithuania.
Though Poland has the image of
the poor abused country stuck between Russia and Germany
he actually has been destroyed many times and yet still rose back like a phoenix.
In other words, he seems to actually be a tough, strong country.
Surprisingly, there were times when hed won against Russia and Germany.
The time he was with Lithuania was his golden age, where he and
Lithuania the Lackey conquered and expanded across Eastern Europe.
Also, this is pointless, but I based Polands accent on Nagoya schoolgirls.
(T/N: In English this would be Valley Girl.)
Russia actually had traumatic memories of Poland and letters before.
In one of their wars, he grew to distrust his allies thanks
to Polands fake letters and caused massive unrest in the ranks,
at which point Poland swooped in and took Moscow.
He did get a very thorough revenge afterwards, though.
Speaking of Russias friends, I completely forgot this person.
And so, we have the Pact of Steel.
Although Lithuania said Soviet singularly in the last panel,
please think of it as the USSR.
Yamato
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Posted: 8/24/2018 at 11:31 AM
Post #6
(Note From Swede: All my Comments are in Red) Doitsu and Italy change roles!
Edited By Sweden on 8/24/2018 at 11:31 AM.
Yamato
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Posted: 8/24/2018 at 11:34 AM
Post #7
In the end, thanks to Finlands frantic persistence
and Swedens huge compromise, Flower Egg it was.
Mr. Sve (Sweden) is my User's Namesake. Yep. I owe it to you, Sweden.
Edited By Sweden on 8/24/2018 at 11:38 AM.
Yamato
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Posted: 8/24/2018 at 11:42 AM
Post #8
Russia decided to build a waterway that would connect Leningrad with the White Sea.
Since it was something that Stalin had thought of on a whim, true to the maxim:
Build it immediately, within the next 2 years, or
Since theres no money, theres no materials or anything. Well, keep working
the final structure turned out positively Russian in quality.
And so, Russia did construction work.
However, all that was available on site were wheelbarrows and shovels.
In an era when cars were running through the streets and
airplanes soared through the skies, they used wheelbarrows and shovels.
Even though it was the 20th century, they were working on an ancient Egyptian level.
And the time span for completion was just one year.
Can you even build a canal, Russia!?
Amidst this ugly situation, Russia was somehow able to build a canal.
However, it became clear that, thanks to a mistake made by the designers,
ships would not be able to pass through it.
The canal they had worked so hard to build was completely useless.
That they did not notice this in the beginning is true to the Russian heart.
Russia's face tho...
Yamato
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Posted: 9/1/2018 at 5:05 PM
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Posted: 9/2/2018 at 2:08 PM
Post #10
FOREWORD
Me (Finland) and Mr. Sve (Sweden) were once under the command of Denmark,
but our housemate Mr. Sve turned out to be a man who is quite rebellious.
He was often chastised by Denmark, who hardly listens to what other people say.
Mr. Sve finally snapped from that sort of lifestyle and,
as he violently left Denmarks home, I escaped as well.
Its all nice and good that I've become independent,
but there are so many strong countries like the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and Russia around me
At the end of my rope, I began to follow after Mr. Sve.
FOREWORD
Because I was scared of being on my own, I followed Mr. Sve.
The two of us walked for a while and saw some seemingly familiar scenery.
Reunion
Even though we were enveloped in the happiness of our reunion
Mr. Sve suddenly said some ridiculous thing for some reason.
See, look at those two cowering away like that.
Could it be that we came here for this?
And Then, Poland Appears
Even though Polands making big talk, he gets bashful.
In the end, Mr. Sve got partial custody of Estonia and Lativa.
Edited By Sweden on 9/2/2018 at 2:12 PM.
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