Why are humans so compelled to divide themselves? Why do people always kill and steal from each other?Surely it would be more efficient if we could all just get along and share resources equally and such. Why do some pants look like they have pockets, but then the pockets are sewn closed? Why not just not have any pockets at all, or better yet, just have pockets? Why trick us into believing the delusion that the clothing item that we are purchasing/ trying on will have the godsend that is the pocket? Why does unhealthy food generally taste worse than super healthy food? Wouldn't it make more sense for us to love healthy food so that we eat more of it so that our species is healthier? Why haven't they invented orthodontist and dentist stuff that tastes half decent? I mean seriously!

Okay, I think that's enough for now.

Probably more than enough...

yeah.

Here's a gif of a duck falling asleep:

The start of your "why's" reminded me of this song: Why by Tracy Chapman

Wait so if this is total randomness, does this mean I can ask the why is the fear of long words, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia a super long word? Because that ain'right

Yes, yes it does. And I agree, that ain't right. I have no flippin idea why the word for the fear of long words would be such a long word. Someone was probably just messing around with ideas for what the word would be and made that one up as some sick joke but then this other dude came along and was just like "Brilliant! this word is amazing! It reminds me of hippopotami!"
And then the dude who made the word was just like: "Wait, but what happens when someone who has Hippomonsterrosephobia or whatever I called it has to tell someone about their phobia?"
and then the second dude (who probably has a mustache) is blatantly ignoring the first one and continuing on like: "Nope! I see nothing that could go wrong with this situation! Let's go tell everyone who has this fear the new, amazing name for it"

I found this funny pic like that story but it wouldn't show up with too much text.

Pinocchio lies, but the act of lying transforms it into a truth. Therefore, the nose will first grow, before it quickly shrinks of its own accord. This is a little bit like an unstable atom: they are not really able to exist as unstable entities, but yet they do for a short time. And then they 'shrink' (they decay).

What happens when you die? If you stop thinking, how are you alive? Where is your consciousness? I believe humans cannot even physically grasp the idea of not thinking at all. I know it would kill me. Except I would already be dead...

When did it all began? The violence, the killing, the suffering the pain, the chaos. Why does man kind let inner demons take control of who and what we are? Why do we value a green piece of paper more than we do ourselves and other living beings? Why do we kill for rediculous reasons? Why do we torture our own kind and let them suffer? Why are we damaging our beautiful planet and making it rot? When did we first became monsters?

Why is the influx of swarm moths always much higher than the rate I can name at?