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One day I was walking around town, I came across this old lady. She was screaming and jumping up and down, after looking at her for a while doing this motion I decided to see what was her problem. As i crossed the street she stopped everything and just stared at me. Finding this strange I stopped on the sidewalk just looking at her waiting for her next reaction. She then goes back to screaming and jumping up and down. Upon being closer I now heard she was screaming that kids were on her lawn and trying to shoo them away with a cane. Little did she realize we were at a park and she was yelling at the pigeons. I hope I don't turn into one of those old ladies. The end :)

(something i just came up with on the fly :P)


Edit:133 words not sure if u needed to know lol

Thxs :) <3

Bumpy~~~

Work Transcription:

Caller (works at gas station): "I'd like to report a fuel spill."

Me: "Awesome, was this customer error or pump malfunction?"

Caller: "Well, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the pump."

Me: "Then it was customer error?"

Caller: "I'm gonna be straight with you--the customer filled up his gas can, right? Then he got it all the way to his truck before he realized it had a leak. And instead of just, I dunno, dumping the gas into his truck or something, he poured it in the flower border."

Me: "......"

Caller: "Are you still there?"

Me: "Are you telling me the customer poured their gasoline all over the plants?"

Caller: "Yes."

Me: "One moment please."

*Screams inaudibly*

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thank you! (also updated)

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